I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
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He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
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My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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