I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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