It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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