I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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