im drinking this country out of the recession.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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