there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
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