I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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