It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Randomize
