mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.