Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I'm an idiot
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Woke up in an unfamiliar basement in a sleeping bag with Matt to a police officer shining his flashlight in my eyes and asking me my birth date and social security number. My morning went swimmingly.
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I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
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So much rum. So many feels.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!