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• (971): View more from Oregon

  I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.

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• (979): View more from Texas

  Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM

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  From?

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  Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...

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• (807): View more from Ontario

  I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm so proud of us for not dying.

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• (949): View more from California

  also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"

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• (912): View more from Georgia

  I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15

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