Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Randomize
