So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
How's work?
Spinning.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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