I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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