I never want to see another naked old woman again.
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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