He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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