I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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