I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
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The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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