this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Randomize
