What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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