You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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