everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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