What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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