votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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