Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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