theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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