You really coming over, don't trick.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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