think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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