You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
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I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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