a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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