I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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