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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
vagina is talking i cant
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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