So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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