Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
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This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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