You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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