how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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