who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
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I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
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You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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