So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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