worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Just remembered throwing your phone at your face in a half-drunk stupor the other morning when your alarm went off. Thought I should apologize.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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