we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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