so explain again why im purple
no
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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