He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
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i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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