Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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