Non-Jews are for practice
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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