the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
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Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
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I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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