didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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