the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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