he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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