it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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