Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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