We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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