I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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