I wish life had little blips of pornography
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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