you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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