yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
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