so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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